From the Candidate

On the Matter of Housing

The candidate at a front door, canvassing

My fellow Americans, and their dogs. The staff tells me a starter home now costs more than a house. I asked what the difference was. They are still preparing an answer.

Here is what I know. A home is not square footage. A home is the specific sound of a door at 6:15 and someone losing their entire composure about it. You cannot afford that sound right now, and the people who could fix that have decided to discuss zoning instead.

A front door at dusk with the porch light on
A front door at dusk with the porch light on

Consistent with my platform: every newly built unit must be dog-permitting by default, and any building that says "no pets" pays into the Department of Companionship at a rate I will determine by feel. Inspections quarterly. Yes, there will be a form.

I am told this will not fix supply. I am told a great many things. I have never once been told them by someone with a dog on their lap.

Permit forms on a kitchen table next to a dog bowl
Permit forms on a kitchen table next to a dog bowl

On Day One, the doors open. Be good. I already am.

Her Fluffiness was briefed on: Starter homes now cost more than the median home did five years ago Example Wire

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