Position 03

On the Vacuum

The candidate's one single-issue stance. She is against it.

I have been asked to soften this position. I will not.

The vacuum enters the room without knocking, it does not respond to reason, and it takes the crumbs that were, by any fair reading, mine. I have stared it down in every house I have ever lived in and I will stare it down from the highest office in the land.

On Day One, a study. On Day Two, I expect the study to agree with me.

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